The Random Hair Thoughts Megathread

[Nefcerka]

Thanks, ETJ CURLS
Though I must admit that I am usually too lazy to do something about my otter-in-a-bun look, like frontal puffed twists. I have been generally uninspired when it comes to hairstyles lately (and I used to rotate more than 20 buns...) and all I really wear these days are a spock bun on the top of the head, or a french/dutch braid and all these hairstyles take care of that unflattering slicked-back look.

[Bri-Chan]

Did it just need a clarifying wash?

It's that I clarified before and it dindt solve the issues. This time I skipped conditioner out of disperation.

[SelenVinland]

My growing-out undercut seems to match my latest trim, so I think I may be ready to start growing my hair long again. I miss being able to do braids and buns I think I’m gonna keep my “curtain” bangs though.

[sarana]

I can't help taking hair length photos every month, although my growth is so slow you don't really see a difference month-to-month. Well, I guess it's fine




like my hair *ba-dum-tshh*

[Bat]

My growing-out undercut seems to match my latest trim, so I think I may be ready to start growing my hair long again. I miss being able to do braids and buns I think I’m gonna keep my “curtain” bangs though.

It's good to see you again and happy growing again

[LongHairFaerie]

I can't help taking hair length photos every month, although my growth is so slow you don't really see a difference month-to-month. Well, I guess it's fine




like my hair *ba-dum-tshh*

You're so punny!

[Nefcerka]

Heard this joke in a movie: "The only thing that stops hairfall 100 % is... the floor."
So naturally I had to google some more hair jokes and I liked these one-liners especially:

Why did the hair go to the bakery? It wanted a fresh bun.
Why did the hair go on a diet? It had too much body.
Why did the hair go to the gym? To work on its curls.
Why did the hair go to the beach? To catch some waves.
What´s a hair´s favorite book? Gone with the wind.
How does a hairstylist speed up their job? They take short cuts.

[lapis_lazuli]

Heard this joke in a movie: "The only thing that stops hairfall 100 % is... the floor."
So naturally I had to google some more hair jokes and I liked these one-liners especially:

Why did the hair go to the bakery? It wanted a fresh bun.
Why did the hair go on a diet? It had too much body.
Why did the hair go to the gym? To work on its curls.
Why did the hair go to the beach? To catch some waves.
What´s a hair´s favorite book? Gone with the wind.
How does a hairstylist speed up their job? They take short cuts.

Lol those are good

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I've only been washing my hair once every two weeks lately and thankfully my scalp has adjusted decently to it.

[LongHairFaerie]

I have seen many people with thick hair lately and allowed envy to creep into my heart.

Upon consideration of the matter, I'm grateful for my thinner hair. I would still like my shorter top layer to recover from breakage and grow to match the rest, but I think if my hair was significantly thicker it would be quite heavy and cumbersome, especially at this length.

Granted, I'm used to what weight there is – it's grown with me, after all. However, it would likely make me more prone to headaches and a stiff neck!

[Bat]

Have you ever just lighty scratch your scalp with fingertips (not nails) just to watch the dandruff flake on black clothes like snow?

Or maybe im just that gross